McDonald's Releases New Travis Scott Impossible Burger Made From Industry Plant - FLEXX

HOUSTON, TX-McDonald's recent collaboration with rap superstar Travis Scott has already sold millions of burger meals to hypebeasts across the nation clamoring to order one. But even the most seasoned burgerheads were surprised when McDonald's announced a new collaboration with the previously unhear

"Rap's Boring" Says White Guy Wearing Plaid Shirt - FLEXX

BOISE, ID-Speaking from a Kohls t-shirt department on Sunday, local white guy Alan Allen heard DaBaby's new single "Rockstar" and declared the entire hip hop genre "boring as hell".

The Bro's Guide To Making Sure Your Ex Is Still Horny For You And Doesn't Know You Live In Your car

By Aaron Atkins Whats up, king. The year is 2020 and caring about what chicks think of you is some real simp bullshit. Unless that chick is Sarah, cuz she had the locker combo to your heart and we both know that.

Comedy Satire: Lead Singer of The Police Involved In Sting Operation

By Aaron Atkins NEWCASTLE, UK -A Newcastle area doctor has been arrested for selling nitrous oxide, charging for each breath taken. Dubbed the "King Of Pain" he has long eluded the police, and with no evidence or witnesses they made one last ditch effort to catch the purp red handed: their lead singer would have to wear a wire.